Thursday, October 29, 2009

Making a Donation

I have a huge debt. I'm drowning in it. In fact, I have drowned.

However, I decided today that I should contribute to the state fund by making a forced contribution to the local authorities in the sum of $410. That's right. $410.

Why so much you ask? The amount is as big as my figurative heart...or rather I should say the amount is as high as the speedometer reading on my car.

Happy Christmas to the state.

Oh, after paying my donation, I now have $30 in my bank account. Huzzay.

I guess I have to postpone my trip to French Laundry.


The State of California said...

Thank you for your contribution. With speed demons like you on the road, we may soon see the light at the end of the recession tunnel.

Keep those donations coming.

Ghonie said...

I guess I won't be able to buy that Rado anytime soon.