Sunday, April 26, 2009

2009: Year of Transitions

This year has been very interesting. Everyone I know is going through some big change. I am moving and starting a new job. My cousin is getting married. My other cousin is starting college. A friend is on the other side of the world. My sister may be starting a new job. All of these changes are exciting...

Actually, I wouldn't call these changes exciting.

I would call them frightening.

I don't like change. I thought I liked change but I realized a short while ago that change is annoying. Change can sometimes mean that you need to confront the unknown and I think most people will agree that the unknown is scary. Most people turn to religion to comfort them. I have to rely on reality.

Anyway, I'm stressed out. I have so much shit to do and so little time. Where is Evie when you really need her?

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Shattened

One of our patrons took the nastiest explosive diarrhea on the middle of the floor. It flew EVERYWHERE. The smell was so bad that everyone in the room projectile vomited EVERYWHERE. Yeah, it was one of those days. The smell was overwhelming. I felt very thankful I was not the janitor for the day.

My immediate supervisor asked me why I came in late today. I was very close to kicking his ass and dragging his ugly face over to the shattened floor and rub his mug all over said bowel movement. Fucking cocksucker. I was there early and I finished my work before this prick came in this morning.

If you're wondering where the word "shattened" came from, ask the dude from the Bronx. He'll tells ya. He'll axe you why you're axing him though.

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Bathroom Ride


Some girl figured out a way to cheat the system. She rides the train for free by jumping into the handicap bathroom as soon as she boards the train. Then, she stays in there the entire time and bypasses the whole "pay for your ride" deal by avoiding the conductor collecting tickets. The bathroom she goes into is no ordinary bathroom either. It's a handicap bathroom the size of my room in my apt. I'm sure she could have a party there. There is a light that comes on at the top of the door that says "occupied" but no one looks up there.

I wonder how many free rides she has received. Each one way ticket costs 8 bucks so she must have saved some money.


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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Fit


I am looking to purchase a new car. However, it's difficult to buy a decent car when you have no money. Actually, my balance is in the red.

I need something reliable with great gas mileage. I also want minimal maintenance issues.

I test drove the Honda Fit today and I liked it. However, the one thing that concerns me is the size. It's not as small as I had expected but it's not large either. When compared to most cars on the road, the Honda Fit does look relatively small. I also wonder whether it'll stand up to the California highway speeds.

So I'm torn. I don't know if I should just shell out $3000 more of my money that I don't have to buy the next level Honda Civic or if I should just buy a Fit. 3000 dollars is a lot of money and the money saved could go toward the purchase of my next car which will be a Porsche 911.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

My computers

I really hate my computers. They're all old and dying. The harddrives associated with these computers are slowly dying too. As soon as I move, I'm replacing all of this shit. I've had it.

Esnips: Die fucker die.

Esnips has gone to shit. You can't search for anything because their search engine is terrible. And even if you get some results, the way these results are presented has to be the worst of any site. It's like searching through a site created by a fucking moron who also happen to have brain damage. This website should be shut down permanently. It's a fucking mess.

May Esnips die a swift death.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Macy's Petacular Fair

I went to the Macy's Petacular Fair. It was an interesting experience. Broadway and 33rd street was shut down for this extravaganza. Every yuppie in Manhattan showed up to show off their million dollar dogs.

There was also a small stage where kids could go up and sing songs. It was created by Disney (see Bolt the dog in that pic above?) so you could probably guess the types of songs that were available on the karaoke machine. I think I heard Hannah Montana's theme song 20 times while I was there. Before Hannah Montana, I think I never realized how great it is to have the best of both worlds.

A different stage had this teenage rock band rocking out. They were singing songs about how they did not particularly care for home work and did not enjoy parents telling them what to do. But the rocker conceded that to be a good person, he must obey and follow the rules. After all, being uncouth is not cool.

And then I saw this dog. I guess it's a Jewish dog. I never knew dogs could subscribe to a particular religion but it's 2009 and anything is possible. I think this dog was a holy dog of some kind because people kept grabbing his paws and started talking to him about stuff.

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Sunday, April 05, 2009

Chelsea Market

I went to the Chelsea Market today. It was an interesting place but it was much smaller than I expected it to be. The length of the "market" is about a city block long and width is like what you see in the picture above. There are bake shops, coffee shops, wine shop, seafood market, a thai restaurant, a gelato store, housewares store, a few markets selling miscellaneous goods and a few more food related establishments.

The decor is definitely interesting though and I felt like i was walking through a hotel mall in vegas.

Look at this interesting wall. Look at it!!!

Ninth Street Espresso bar's coffee was pretty good. I really hate Starbucks. Oren is alright but this is better. I may have to come all the way here to get my fill. Not sure if it's better than Macchiato Bar. I must try both at the same time and compare.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

The Topman Cometh

Topman is here. If you don't know what Topman is, you are clearly not with it. Apparently, Kate Moss is a big fan and so are all of her friends at Greenwich, Castro, and one guy in Cerritos. If you remember, I was given a task a few months ago to find a store that never existed. Well, the store exists now and it's in everyone's faces.

As an employee of Sax, I guess I should have known that the competition was coming to America. However, I only sell men's suits and not the skinny jeans on the other floor. Topman is a British company that sells new and hip designs. I guess that means super tight clothing with lots of buttons.

Here is the front of the store. I don't know if the store is multi-floor because I could not go in. The line to go into this fucking store wrapped around the block. It's like going on a ride at Disneyland. I wondered how many of these people in line were actually going to purchase a $500 coat or a $100 tshirt. And look at that huge union jack. I felt like the Queen was going to walk out of the store at any moment. Actually, a queen did come out but it wasn't the queen.


See that Topman security dude? That guy has a lot of power right now. He is the bouncer and he gets to decide whether you are worthy to go into this super store.

Look at that shit. You see those two girls talking to the bald security guy? They were trying to cut in front of the line. I know that kind of shit happens at clubs but I didn't know people try to pull that crap for a fucking clothing store.

Whatever. The two women got pwned and they were left standing there looking stupid. I'll try to go in the store during the weekday when all of the posers and douches are at work. I didn't want to waste my time standing there for an hour.

Friday, April 03, 2009

Halal vs Halal: The Nightly Showdown

Pic of the actual famous cart (tanakareport.com)

In New York City, there are hundreds of Halal Chicken and Rice carts scattered across the island. These vendors dominate the street food business, like hot dog, roasted peanut, and pretzel carts did in the yesteryear. I think soon, if it hasn't already, Halal C&R will replace the Famous NY Hotdog as the street cart king.

There is one cart that is famous above all others. All new yorkers know the location of this cart. I am of course talking about the Halal Chicken and Rice Cart across from the Hilton on 53rd and 6th ave. You can't really miss it because when the cart comes on the scene, the line starts to form. But I'm not going to talk any more about that cart because that's not the focus of this post. (I talked about the famous one before in one of my previous posts.)

I want to talk about the other cart.

That's right. There is the other cart. People on the street refer to it by that name. There is another Halal Chicken and Rice cart on 53rd and 6th ave but it's on the southeast corner of that intersection. People know about it. People can see it while waiting in line at the famous one. But not many go to that other one.

That makes me sad.

I see the two guys in the other cart, standing around doing nothing while the famous cart is cooking up a storm and selling food like crazy. No matter how fast the two guys manning the famous cart dish out the delicious chicken and lamb dishes, the line just gets bigger and bigger. In fact, the line never stops growing on most friday and saturday nights because it's the food of choice after a late night bar hopping extravaganza. The other cart waits...and waits for an occasional tourist who doesn't know better or that really impatient person that decides to settle for the other cart.

The line at night (theeatenpath.com)

It's really interesting how this plays out every night and yet the other cart refuses to find another corner to rake in the money. Perhaps there are no more corners left? (I can certainly understand that.) Or perhaps the two guys at the lonely cart are determined to fight on.

So why is the famous one famous and why is the other one getting fucked in the lamb's ass?

It's because of the lamb.

I have tried the food from the lonely cart. I wanted to know why the hell the one on the southeast was doing so badly. The famous cart and the other cart's chicken taste about the same. They are both good and will leave you satisfied. Whitesauce and hot sauce are the same too for the most part. However, the lamb at the famous location is slightly tastier. I can't really put my finger on it but it just does. (It probably has more salt content or more fat.) The other cart's lamb is good but when compared to the famous one, it comes up short. The other cart gives you more food. In fact, the other cart includes the whole pita bread while the famous one just gives you half. The other one usually gives you more vegetables too. But because of that lamb, the cart across the street can't get the business.

I think the underdog has to do something drastic to turn the table on the famous guys. They should run a promotion or sell their food for a cheaper price. Maybe, they can throw in a free soda or something for a limited time. They need to build up the number of repeat customers.

That's enough post for now. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to eat my Halal Chicken and Rice from the famous cart. Mmmmmm....Chicken and Rice from the Famous Cart....

Monday, March 30, 2009

The Finger


A strange event unfolded in front of me on my way to work. I was waiting at the corner to cross the street when suddenly a cab screeched to a halt right in front of me. From this cab emerged a diminutive middle aged Jewish woman with a scowl on her face. As she was furiously stepping out of her cab, an extremely large city bus pulled up right behind the car. This lady then proceeded to walk over to the front of this city bus and started yelling at the top of her lungs.

She yelled, "Fuck you, you fucking prick! You stupid ass fucker! You want to fuck with me! Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you!"

She then flipped the bus driver the bird.

Then she yelled, "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you!!!!!"

She then flipped off the bus driver a second time and then started pounding the front grill of the bus. The lady also threw in a kick to the bumper.

I was watching this unfold and was very amused at this scenario. Here was this tiny lady taking on a multi-ton two cab city bus and she was not afraid of getting run over. I was also curious as to why this lady was so pissed off. I would think that if there were some driving issues, the cab driver and not the passenger would be going at it with the bus driver. Why was she so angry that she felt it necessary to pull a Tiananmen Square on this bus? As I was contemplating the answers to these questions, the lady decided to make my morning even more interesting by moving to the side of the bus.

When she moved to the side of the bus, she started to pound on the bus door. Then began an interesting routine. She would first yell, "Fuck you fucker!!!" and then pound on the door some more and then give the bus one swift kick. Then she would repeat. This went on and on for what seemed like 10 minutes until she finally decided to leave the scene after make a scene. As she was walking away, she gave the bus driver one more middle finger and disappeared into the crowd.

I really wanted to see the bus driver's reaction but the bus door was tinted just enough with city grime and dirt that I couldn't get a clear view. Nevertheless, I sure hope the bus driver found this as amusing as I did.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Dogs!

There are many dogs around my area of residence. Many is an understatement. In fact, there are millions of dogs near my area. I may not see all of these at the same time but I see their shit smeared across the pavement every single day.

When I do see a dog in person, I am amazed how well groomed these dogs are (except during rainy season). The dogs look like they've just returned from the Eukanuba Dog Show (I was going to say WKC but that competition is overrated. It's all about the Euks! WOOT!). Their coats are shiny, the dogs seem happy, and they are amazingly well trained. Yesterday, I saw some dude just drop the leash and go into the Sushi restaurant to pick up a to-go meal. The dog knew exactly what to do when the owner released him from the grips of bondage. The dog walked slowly over to the door, sat down, and waited patiently for his owner to return. Amazing. Our family dog (the one you see on the right) would have started wandering off, trying to smell everything and everyone in sight. Eventually, I imagine our dog would be lost. (At least our dog is not like my friend's dog, the devil dog who cannot get an A+ at the groomer. Right Mike?)


Most dogs also wear dog clothes. I think I saw one the other day wearing Burberry. Looking at what the owners are wearing as well, I imagine the dogs eat better meal than me.

Other than the shit issue, I really can't complain about seeing all of these dogs everyday. I believe most of these dogs are AKC purebreeds. I just can't see yupsters purchasing a random mutt. They are amazing dogs though and when I see them pass me by during my daily walk to work, I feel the city is a little less gloomy.

Friday, March 27, 2009

2nd Ave Subway

The 2nd ave subway is supposed to be completed by 2015. I doubt that. They are currently at 91st street and moving down. The lexington line is ridiculously overcrowded during rush hour. It's so bad sometimes that it's Tokyo rush hour bad. They need to speed this shit up.

Have you seen Ocean's 13? They dug their exit strategy in a few days and they pulled off their revenge job without a problem. Why can't the construction people just hire George Clooney to save the day?

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Friday, March 20, 2009

Bittersweet


Contrary to what Willy Wonka said regarding the consequences of getting everything you wanted, I don't think anyone can truly be satisfied with anything.

I am headed west once again and I'm very happy about that. I decided awhile back that location was more important to me than everything else because I was becoming miserable with my surroundings. I cared less about the quality of the appointment than where I would end up for the next 5 years. 5 years ago, I thought 5 years was a short time. Now, 5 years seems like an eternity. I spent the last week contemplating what my life would be like if I didn't get an appointment out west. Thinking about that made me sadder because even though the quality of the programs out here are far superior to any of the ones out west, I would still feel isolated and alone being away from my friends and family.

Now that the drama and suspense is over, I find myself hoping that I have made the right decision.

A few of my classmates ranked their preferences according to prestige and their list included appointments on both coasts. One classmate really wanted to go back to California and talked about how great it would be to come home. However, he said although location was important, program quality is much more important for the future.

At noon, he found out that he will be working on the east coast for at least the next 3 years.

He called his parents and family in California about the "good news" but his parents were not happy. They had hoped he would come home. After talking with them, my classmate looked a bit sad. He told me that the day was bittersweet because although he was happy about the quality of education he would be getting, he would be thinking about going home the entire time.

Another classmate ranked his specialty of choice above his preferences for location. Basically, he ranked all of the appointments of the really competitive specialty first and then ranked his second choice specialties lower down the list. He said he was willing to go anywhere to get his specialty.

Well, he got his specialty of choice but he'll be in Jersey for the next 4 years. He also said it was bittersweet because he thought he would get both his specialty of choice AND be located in California.

Finally, one of my friends is headed to UCSD. If I were in his shoes, I would be happy. The sad thing is that it was his 4th choice and he really wanted to be in Washington. Well, what can you do?

So, it was a win some lose some situation for a lot of people. I'm glad that this week is over. It was really a stressful week.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The French Press

No, I'm not talking about Le Monde.

This is the Bodum french press.

Because I'm living in another person's apartment, I didn't want to use their coffee maker. (Actually, I wouldn't want to use it because it's nasty and dirty.) The french press has actually worked pretty well so far. In fact, the coffee tastes much much better than my coffee maker in my other apartment.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

GTA: Chinatown Wars


This is a fun game. It reminds me of the good ol' days when I used to play GTA2. This game, however, is much more sophisticated. For example, I was walking through the city when I came across a porno actor. He wanted me to drive him to the porno audition. While I'm trying to drive there, he was getting ready by having sex with tons of women in the back seat. I'm trying to concentrate on my driving but the limo is rocking back and forth with sounds of women moaning. It was tough. Fortunately, I was able to get the guy to his audition but unfortunately, he decided not to go because he was now flaccid.

Classy.

Week of Pain

Let us hope that this week will be a good week.

UPDATE: Step 1 is complete... Now, on to Thursday...

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Amazon strikes back! Battle of Kindlepid.py



Amazon figured out that people are starting to take apart/hack the Kindle so that we can increase the functionality. Amazon doesn't like that because that would mean we could read books from other sources. I suppose it was only a matter of time before Amazon went on the offensive.

I believe this is great news. Amazon pulling the DMCA card and the subsequent press coverage are great. Forum users from various sites have already expressed their outrage. They do not like what Amazon is doing. How dare they protect their IP? hehe.

It's only a matter of time before the "people" fight back. Soon, more and more hacks will be available and the Kindle will get better and better...for me. Just to spite Amazon, hackers that didn't care before are joining the ranks to take apart the Kindle. Huzzay!