I have a huge debt. I'm drowning in it. In fact, I have drowned.
However, I decided today that I should contribute to the state fund by making a forced contribution to the local authorities in the sum of $410. That's right. $410.
Why so much you ask? The amount is as big as my figurative heart...or rather I should say the amount is as high as the speedometer reading on my car.
Happy Christmas to the state.
Oh, after paying my donation, I now have $30 in my bank account. Huzzay.
I guess I have to postpone my trip to French Laundry.
2 comments:
Thank you for your contribution. With speed demons like you on the road, we may soon see the light at the end of the recession tunnel.
Keep those donations coming.
I guess I won't be able to buy that Rado anytime soon.
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