Saturday, May 20, 2006

Pineapple Drink of the Gods...Now with benzene!


So, it turns out that I was drinking poison during college.

My beloved Crush Pineapple has benzene in it...an agent known to be linked with leukemia.

Remember the book Fever by Robin Cook? The daughter was exposed to benzene from nearby tire plants and got cancer. The father ends up "sort of saving" his daughter but I won't be so lucky.

It looks like drinking many gallons of pineapple drink may have had a similar effect on me. Maybe my apathy and laziness are caused by benzene from pineapple drink.

Who knows? I'm just sad because Pineapple drink is the best in the world and now I'm hestitant to drink it.

Curses!!

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