Saturday, July 05, 2008

"There's a new class at West Beverly Hills High..."

They have GOT to be kidding me. They are bringing back 90210? Do we really need another series with predictable writing and romance? Spoiler alert, by the end of the series (which I hope is only 4 episodes), everyone will have slept with everyone, going through every permutation. Ugh.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What happened to the classical nerd? Where's Screcch?
Even the geeks have to be cool nowadays. Pressure.

Anonymous said...

Did Jason Priestley's character ever sleep with Luke Perry's?

That's right, mo'fo, I just blew a big wad all over your theory.

Also, they should do a "Beverly Hills: 90210 In the Year 2094" where Beverly Hills has sunk into a giant craphole of crime and death, and Snake Plissken has to parachute in and murder Shannon Doherty so he can grind up her teeth to use as an aphrodisiac for the endangered Bengal tiger, which as it turns out are actually furry manifestations of Jesus.