Friday, November 07, 2008

Aburiya Kinosuke

After the grueling fight for Presidency, I felt that I needed to recuperate with a great meal. I've been craving some Japanese so I headed to Aburiya Kinosuke. I have heard some good reviews and I must say that I am happy to have found this joint.


I arrived at the small quaint establishment and was greeted by the courteous staff. I was whisked away to the "bar" and sat down at a prime seat. Of course, the only people at the restaurant at this time were a group of 3 in a private booth and me so I had the pick of the litter. Place settings were neatly presented in front of me and I was handed a small menu describing my choices for lunch. Although there were plenty of interesting dishes for me to try, I was taken aback by the relatively small amount of choices. I suppose I was so used to the endless pages of entrees seen on menus at establishments like Chili's, Denny's, or Applebees, I was amazed that I didn't have to wade through overwhelmingly numerous choices to figure out what I wanted.


I did not have breakfast that morning and I was starving. I looked through the menu and saw variety of dishes I wanted to try. However, I decided I should get the lunch 'prix fixe' to sample the various dishes this establishment had to offer. I was given several choices ranging from moderately priced all the way up to what I would consider "extravagant" for a midday meal. I debated back and forth with regards to these choices and thought to myself, "What would my buddy Ryan do?"


I went for the super lunch combo.

I figured I may not be back and I might as well go for their super special. Not only that, my body cried out for an infusion of omega 3 fatty acids. I started with Asahi Beeru and then requested that my gluttonous journey begin.

16 oz Asahi Beer

I was immediately given a chalice full of Asahi Beer and the waiter explained that the explosion of flavors will soon begin.

Appetizer

I was first presented with salad with wasabi vinaigrette and a small dish containing 3 pieces of stewed japanese radish smothered with a slightly sweet gooey gravy that had pieces of scallop mixed in it. The radish/daikon dish was excellent. When I inhaled these two dishes, the waiter promptly cleared the table.

Appetizer

Next came three more side dishes. The first one consisted of pickled carrots with marinated root of some kind topped with seaweed. The second was roasted eggplant in some gooey topping with white substance I could not identify. Um...yeah. The third was another marinated seaweed dish with another type of vegetable I could not recognize. I enjoyed them one by one until they were gone. All of the dishes were tasty.

Rib Eye

Then an unexpected surprise arrived. The waiter brought out a funky flaming "pedestal" with three bite sized pieces of marinated rib eye. It was cooked rare and was sizzling on top of a wax paper that covered hot stone plate. It was interesting. The contraption looked like a miniaturized portable version of those large stone grill plates often used in korean BBQ restaurants to cook pork belly pieces. The steak tasted great although 3 pieces were ridiculously small and offered just a tease. I ate the plate in about 20 seconds.

Main Entree

Next came the main entree. The main dish, or rather dishes consisted of the following: Cold soba noodles with dipping sauce, miso soup, a small dish of pureed radish for the soba dipping sauce, 2 pieces of white fish tempura, 2 pieces of boneless fried chicken, 3 small pieces of grilled eel, 3 sashimi pieces (white fish, mackerel, salmon) topped with salmon roe, and 4 small sushi roll pieces which had tamago, masago, pickled daikon, picked carrots, pickled vegetable I could not identify and sushi rice. Oh and fresh wasabi was on most plates.

It is a wonderful sight to see the variety of dishes in front of me. I decided to tackle the meal in a counter clock motion (no real reason why but I did it anyway) and tried to savor each piece. I ate and I ate and I ate. I could see in the corner of my eye that one of the waitresses was looking at me. She was either checking me out or she was watching me in disgust as I stuffed my face full of fishy goodness. After about 30 minutes of gluttony, I finished my final piece of chicken. I was really full.

I will run through my review of each portion of the entree. The soba noodles were good. White fish tempura was mediocre and nothing really special. The chicken pieces were not too great as it was too salty for my taste. The grilled eel was excellent! The sashimi pieces were good but not excellent (I've had better), sushi rolls were good but pedestrian. All in all, the main entree portion was a B+ for me.

After adjusting my belt to accommodate my growing waist size, I tried to relax a bit before the final dish. The waiter quickly cleared my table and gave me a choice between vanilla or green tea after dinner delights. I went for the green tea ice cream.


The green tea ice cream came with a green tea cake piece. The combination was a great way to end the dinner. The ice cream was great. When I finished, the waiter cleared the table and brought my hot tea.

I really enjoyed the appetizers and the dessert. I thought the steak was phenomenal. The main entree portions were hit or miss although overall not bad.

I must note that the service was exceptional. I do not know whether the waiter paid extra attention to me because there were very few people in the restaurant or if this was standard practice in this restaurant but there was never a moment when my needs were not taken care of promptly. If I could use one word to describe the service, I would use "efficient".

I really enjoyed my lunch. Although I mentioned that the individual entrees may have not been the best of the best, the overall experience was pleasant and I enjoyed my meal. I would definitely go back. I also think that lunch has a much more limited variety and I am hoping that I may be able to try their dinner meal. I saw some Salmon being grilled and it looked amazing.

By the time I finished my entire meal, the restaurant was packed. There was a line forming outside to get into the restaurant and people were desperately trying to cut ahead of one another. Most of them said they knew the owner. Yeah...right. I left the crowd and enjoyed the rest of my day.

Highly recommended!

Punked


A few days ago, my friend told me to go look for a mythical store. He asked me to find the Topman NYC store and check out the joint. So I went down to Soho and walked around for an hour looking for the damn place. It was nowhere to be found.

I almost gave up when I came across this facade.

On the side of this facade, it said "for recruitment, please visit topshop".

That's right, the store was not even open. He sent me on a wild 'duck chase' through manhattan. 'Macha Grasa' Mike. 'Macha Grasa'.

And to top it all off, as I was riding the subway back home, I saw numerous ads stating that Topman was coming spring of 2009. I got punked into walking around in the bitter cold in that snooty Soho area for an hour. I want my hour back.

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Thursday, November 06, 2008

Chicken and Rice!

I got my lazy ass off the couch and walked over to 6th and 53rd to go find my Halal chicken and rice food cart. I bought myself the usual chicken and rice smothered in hot sauce and white sauce and took it home to pig out. It was fantastic. I love food.

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Wednesday, November 05, 2008

American Museum of Natural History

The Dinos

After my fun time at the marathon, I decided to go to the American Museum of Natural History. Everyone says that it's a great place. My conclusion is that it's good but not great.

Lucy

I think the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County is slightly better. But of course, I suppose your preference depends on where you grew up. I also thought that the George C. Page Museum located at the La Brea Tar Pits has better exhibits although the museum is small. But I digress.

This is cheap. They only had the skull and filled the rest with wire frame.

The AMNH is a big place and the evolution exhibit was great. I really enjoyed listening to the geneticist from Mt. Sinai. He gave a great explanation to the little kids. I was surprised that so many families went through the blasphemy exhibit ..I mean evolution exhibit. The geneticist asked me a question and fortunately I got the answer right. Yes, I gave myself a pat on the back. The one display I really liked was the Lucy display. It was pretty incredible.

It's BIG. I'm serious!

The one thing I wish these museums integrated was the walking dinosaurs from the BBC 'Walking With Dinosaurs'. I think kids would really get a kick out that.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

An Intelligent Man Finally Wins the Presidency


McCain's speech was classy. His supporters were not. Fox news watchers are STILL calling Obama an arab, socialist, idiot, moron, etc. Good job dumbfucks for proving once again that the GOP is a party that condones this kind of hateful behavior. Strong work fucktards. Strong work.

Obama's speech was good and the crowd was classy. They clapped for McCain whereas McCain supporters booed Obama. You can see the difference here. So much hate in the GOP. I thought these people were God loving people. I don't remember Jesus or God telling people to hate and judge others. I pray everyday that these people will burn in hell right next to me as I suffer for my blasphemous ways.

I read that Obama told his confidants about his concerns for the future. He was concerned that he would let people down. I think it reflects his humility and sincere concern for the country.

The road ahead will be interesting. He will be scrutinized like no other. I really hope that the secret service steps up.

It's election day and here are your candidates once again

So, the election day has finally arrived. Just in case people are not aware of the candidates, I will introduce them to you in simple terms. Here we go.
Guy who is too black/Guy who is not black enough/Guy with a funny name which somehow has bearing on his character.


Same ol' white guy


Once decent man who sold his soul to the devil

Airhead dullard who dropped out of community colleges because general studies was too hard

Monday, November 03, 2008

Obama Omen

Obama's grandmother died today. The drama continues.

History is in the making...

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Cheech and Chong

Exciting news! C&C are coming to Radio City Music Hall!

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Sunday, November 02, 2008

NYC Marathon


Today was the New York City marathon. I didn't participate in any capacity but I went to go see what the big deal was. All in all it was a fun experience because there were live music, street performers and people from all over the world cheering for everyone.

The one negative aspect of the marathon is the body odor. As waves of runners passed the spectators, waves upon waves of the foul B.O. wafted into my nostrils. I don't know how other spectators dealt with it.

The other negative aspect of the marathon is the maze through central park. Because of the way the marathon is routed, it is very difficult to get out of central park once you're in it. There are very few exit points and unfortunately, it requires you to run a marathon yourself to maneuver your way through what's seemed like endless miles of hellish maze. It took me over an hour to get home.

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