Republicans Choose the First Black Chairman.

You know what this is like? This is like old people trying act young and cool. They're so desperate to fit in that it makes them even more old and retarded. This is the same shit they pulled during the campaign and they're continuing to do it now. After the campaign, the old moth ball smelling white men said they need to work on becoming relevant again in this modern era. This is their strategy? Are they kidding me? Did they find this solution by searching through Compuserve messageboards? Or are they still using Prodigy? Next thing you know, their new spokesman will be Milli Vanilli. They're still relevant right?


And these fuckers learned nothing from the election. The republican senators STILL want to continue the failed Bush policies. They feel the new administration's economic policies are unacceptable. REALLY? Are they fucking serious? What's the alternative? Continue THEIR failed policies until the United States fails as a nation? The economy is in great shape now right? The republican economic policies really worked. The job market is great and the unemployment rate is really really low right? Did they not listen to their economic guru Greenspan?


I have a solution for Republicans. STOP ELECTING THE SAME OLD WHITE RETARDS INTO THE SENATE. Get people into those posts that understand how the world operates in the modern era. The representatives that are in the senate are still stuck in the 1930s...or what they call the "good ol' days". There needs to be a term limit on these fucktards.

Rest assured, when I get old (which will be soon), I'm going to pull myself out of all this shit and let the younger people take care of it.

Sucky Fuckers

Today is a shitty day.

It's snowing like a mother-fucker (it's snowing a lot) and I have to be outside. My car is buried in a shitload of snow (thank goodness it's still powder and not ice) and I'm knee deep in this powdery mess. I'm trying to clean that shit off but it's hard work. What makes it even worse is that I have to wear a fucking suit and dress shoes while doing this terrible manual labor.

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Addendum:
I'm done with my interview and I'm trying my best to get home. However, the train I'm on is either broken or will be broken soon because the lights flicker on and off and there are some horrible sounds coming from the roof of the car. The train also smells like shit and rotten fish mixed with more shit and rotten fish. Ugh.

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Must Eats #2

Escargot. Pretty Woman did it. We need to do it.

Must Eats #1

We have to eat a croissant. I know it seems like a trivial thing but remember, we didn't eat any sushi while in Japan. That was retarded.

Sight Seeing #2

Of course, we need to go see this sucker.

Sight Seeing #1

There are a few places that I would like to visit while in Paris. One of them is Moulin Rouge.

OSCARS!!!

Actually, I'm not THAT excited about the Oscars. Still, the award show serves a purpose which is to tell me what movies I should try to see in the near future.

Here are my picks.

Best actress:
Anne Hathaway - Why? She went topless for TWO movies after her Princess days. She's got ballz (or rather breasts). She's gotta win at least one for each breast shown.

Best actor:
This is a tough one. Heath was excellent. Downy though was hilarious. I would pick Heath just because it would definitely be a Hollywood moment. I like happy endings. That's right, I do.

Best animated film:
Wall-E - Hands down the best animated movie of the year. This was Pixar's indie film and I was sold. Although I have seen Kung Fu Panda about 300 times (no joke), I still believe Wall-E was a masterpiece. If you can convince the viewers to empathize with a hunk of metal, I say you deserve the gold.

I really don't give a shit about the rest of the categories. I would have liked to see Tropic Thunder in the best picture category but I guess comedies have a hard time getting nods. Oh well.

Time Travel

I have been having a hard time keeping track of days. I thought today's date was February 21st. I wrote and signed all the documents today as 2/21/09. Oops.

5 am

I have realized that my day will probably begin at 5 am for the foreseeable future...which really bums me out. I like sleep. I haven't been able to get a good night's sleep for a long long time.

Shower Curtains

I purchased some shower curtains from the 99 cents store (actually, it is now the $1.10 store) because I did not want to drive over to bed bath and beyond. I thought I might as well try it since it was pretty damn cheap.

Well, as you can imagine, the curtains are fucking cheap. In fact, it would probably be better to use trash bags for curtains because the ones I purchased are flimsy and paper thin. It's as thin as grocery plastic bags but not as strong.

Yup, it's shittastic. Oh well.

Oh, the photo was taken at the store.

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Bad Day

I'm having a very bad day. I met a stupid angry bitch today and the interaction ruined my day. I would never want to work with her. I hope I never see her again.

Then I met a man who was really condescending toward others. I felt like I was invited to the interview to be lectured on how stupid I am. What the fuck?

I am so fucking tired of all this bullshit. I've had enough.