Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Someone is stalking me


Someone keeps checking my blog. I have no idea what this person wants and what this person needs. But go away! Power of Christ compels you!

Happy Ash Wednesday!

Praise Jesus

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Lazytown

I found this new show that's strange and funny. The best lines in this clip are:

Stingy: "You get to be in the front row?!"

Steph: "Yea, I *am* the mayor's niece...remember?"

Freaking hilarious.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Why Macs Suck

A video in which a guy rants about why macs suck. Very creative approach.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Bush 'unaware' of Pakistan threat

Full article here

So basically, Bush is telling us that he is either a) ignorant about what is going on with his staff and country or b) he is lying to everyone.

I personally think he's lying his head off. I'm just apalled by this. This is ridiculous.

Bush's Jesus quest seems to include either burying his head in the sand or lying to everyone for the "good of the country" and for Jesus.

This is why we have to keep Church and State separate folks. If you don't have that, you get places like Iran. Right wing dumbfucks can't seem to understand that. Why can't the armpit* of America understand this?

*armpit refers to flyover states

Sunday, September 17, 2006

The Hoff

Smoking question....again

(Pink - Every girl's role model)


The television at the local grocery store was playing an anti-smoking ad when the guy next to me said in a smug manner, "I don't know why the hell they're trying to stop me from doing what I want. It's my body and if I want to smoke it away, I should be able to. It's my right."

I just smiled back.

Smiling has become my gesture of choice (or rather reflex) these days because I don't feel much like arguing with people.

However, what I really wanted to say is, "Hey fuckface, usually I wouldn't give a rat's ass about what you do to yourself. I agree that if you want to smoke yourself to oblivion, it can be your choice. But the reason they're running these ads is because your sorry ass is going to cost America and me $157 BILLION dollars a year treating you when you get sick. If you can promise me that when you do get sick, you'll just bury yourself alive in an unmarked grave so it'll save me some money, then I'll be the first to write my congressman to stop running those fucking ads."

But, I didn't say those things and I just get smiling back.

One of these days though...

Friday, September 15, 2006

Pope vs the world, Part 3


Give me a break.

I don't give a shit about either religious group but I have seen plenty of so called "leading" Muslim clerics talk shit about every other fucking country and race and I haven't heard any apologies.

All these religious nuts in all countries need to calm the fuck down. They're all going to hell or some form of shitty afterlife anyway so they might as well enjoy life on Earth while it lasts.

They should try to make the world a better place instead of getting worked up about nothing.

Cletus was right. We should stop all this "fussin' and a feudin'".

Monday, September 11, 2006

The real black widow

Weird

This is really strange. Everyone is dying around her.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Bookmark

http://horrorbeyondbelief.ytmnd.com/

Remember quid pro quo?


I hate watching news.

However, sometimes I can't avoid it because when I'm flipping through the channels, I inevitably come to the foul newschannel called CNN. Then, my morbid curiosity forces me to watch.

The other day, I saw our beloved leader, George "W stands for Freedom" Bush, give a speech about nothing.

Karl Rove's game plan is in full swing once again.

I am surprised that people are still surprised by the administration's tactics. You knew that Rove was going to move those high profile prisoners to Git-mo. You knew the GOP was going to use security as a midterm election issue. You knew Bush was so ignorant that he thought previous incarnations of the electric car did not exist.

Here's what he said on July 27th 2006:

"We're working on battery technologies," Bush said in Washington at a speech to the National Association of Manufacturers. "They say we're pretty close to a breakthrough in a battery where you can drive the first 40 miles on a battery, and your car doesn't look like a golf cart."

Obviously, he has never heard of this.

I'm fascinated and frustrated by politics. I'm in awe of sleazy manipulations and intricate word games that are often associated with politics. If politics had no effect on real life, I could say it's fun to watch. However, politics affects us in more ways than one and so it makes me sad.

Political Paradox

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

TNG rocks the Hazbatah

Stop sending men into outer space



We need to stop sending men into outer space. Don't get me wrong, I would love to colonize Mars or build a fleet of starships to explore strange new worlds.

But first, we need to do a lot more things to get to that end.

What we need to do is send instruments and unmanned space labs to the moon. We also need to send solar panel drones that can fan across the surface of mars to create an energy grid. We then can send construction robots to the moon to prepare the surface for men to live there.

Only then should man head into space again. We're spending too much money and time on manned trips to outer space with retarded results.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

VERIZON ONLINE RIPS PEOPLE OFF

This is what I got from my DSL provider today:

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Dear Valued Verizon Online Customer,

Effective August 14, 2006, Verizon Online will stop charging the FUSF (Federal Universal Ser vice Fund) recovery fee. We will stop being assessed the fee by our DSL network suppliers. Therefore, we will no longer be recovering this fee from our customers. The impact of the FUSF fee is as follows: for customers of Verizon Online with service up to 768Kbps, the fee eliminated is $1.25 a month; for customers of Verizon Online with service up to 1.5 Mbps or 3Mbps, the fee eliminated is $2.83 a month (based on current FUSF surcharge amounts). On your bill that includes charges for August 14, 2006 you will see either a partial FUSF Recovery Fee or no FUSF line item at all, depending on your bill cycle.

Starting August 26, 2006, Verizon Online will begin charging a Supplier Surcharge for all new DSL customers, existing customers with a DSL monthly or bundle package, and existing DSL annual plan customers at the time their current annual plan expires. This surcharge is not a government imposed fee or a tax; however, it is intended to help offset costs we incur from our network supplier in providing Verizon Online DSL service. The Supplier Surcharge will initially be set at $1.20 a month for Verizon Online DSL customers with service up to 768Kbps and $2.70 per month for customers with DSL service at higher speeds.

On balance your total bill will remain about the same as it has been or slightly lower.
For more information, see the Announcement in the Help section of Verizon Central, located at http://central.verizon.net

We regret the need to add this Supplier Surcharge, but we thank you for choosing high speed Verizon Online DSL. We appreciate and value your business.

Sincerely,

Verizon Online
Broadband Customer Care Team

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This is such bullshit. Since they lost a revenue stream, they're making shit up to charge customers now? These assholes can't get enough of our money? I don't believe this. I think I'll switch to cable.

I'll bet these assholes were thinking, hmm...since FUSF fee was $2.83...and since we're losing that, let's make up a service charge and make them pay slightly less, making it seem as though we're helping them save some money.

I hope there is a God so these fuckers can burn in hell. May these corporate executives see their children suffer from horrible diseases. Remember Moses' plague and the death of the first born son from that movie? Yeah. That's right.

A POX ON THEE!

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Japanese Gameshow

From the country that brought you Takeshi's Castle and the country that has become one of the world's biggest exporter of fetish porn comes another hilarious entertainment for all to enjoy.

It is called Gaki no tsukai ya Arahende, and this is "Silent Library".

It's a pretty funny show. Just watch.



Sure it's not as exciting as the other TV shows in Japan where a human being was placed in a sealed room for a year and given impossible tasks to carry out, or that other show where a person was given a million dollars for circling the globe with no money, friends, or help, or that other show where people were boiled alive, but I think this show is up there in terms of craziness.

Kew.Tee.Pie

Carrot Song



Egg Song



You know you love it.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

NEW I Love Lucy




There are new episodes of I Love Lucy on network TV!

Well...actually, they're not NEW episodes per se but rather they're re-edited versions of I Love Lucy with extra scenes added. You see, for 20 years or so, I Love Lucy episodes have been butchered on network TV so that they can sell more commercial time. Recently however, with the release of all seasons of I Love Lucy on DVD, networks have decided that the old edited version of I Love Lucy wasn't "cutting it". So, they re-cut and retooled the episodes so that more of the hilarious original scenes were included in each masterpiece.

In the 50s, Lucy fans were treated each week to half an hour of the best variety show man has ever known. In fact, I remember reading in the Bible that Jesus was a I Love Lucy fan. Now, with the re-edits, a new generation can experience I Love Lucy again. Though I have all the DVDs, I still enjoy watching the episodes on television and watching the antics of the red-headed genius with my fellow fans all over the United States and world.

I still hope that maybe within the next decade, network television will show the COMPLETE uncut episodes for all to enjoy. The original episodes have little nuances that made the show even better and if people discovered those gems too, I believe that there will be more fans than ever.

Next time, maybe I'll talk about why Star Trek: TNG should come back on the air as reruns on network television...

Thursday, July 20, 2006